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I'm very proud to be Neil Buchanan's Art Attack Jumper. I'm pretty sure Neil is proud of me too. Life is good.
152 Posts by artattackjumper
152 Posts by artattackjumper
...It'll go really nice with the 24 other paintings of Elvis driving steam trains that Neil's done for him before.
Neil painted Elvis driving a steam train for his Dad for Father's Day. Neil's Dad loves Elvis and steam trains....
I can hear everyone in the garden, having a laugh and a barbeque in the sun. I'm in the wardrobe. I curse my wooly warmness sometimes.
Neil has been trying for half an hour to type 'tits' as a Google search. He keeps spelling it wrong though. #rum
Neil has drawn John Travolta on the laminate flooring in the conservatory. He's had to reposition the rug, so Mrs Buchanan doesn't find out.
Neil's made a model of Sir Alex Ferguson out of a tomato and a toilet roll. It's quite good.
Neil's put an ad in the paper.It says 'Art : £12.00 - £8000.00' then his phone no. This is the first time I've ever doubted his intelligence
Was quite sunny today,so Neil went over the park and did a 'Big Art Attack' of Britney Spears riding a bull, eating a pickled egg. Was good.
Today, Neil's had 16 Jaffa Cakes and painted excellent portraits of the entire Liverpool squad and an average one of Peter Andre.#productive
Neil's worried about the kid's telly paedo thing,because he once gave a fifteen year old fan a pritt stik, and a peck on the cheek.Bless him
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