Twitter profile for assholevegan

989 posts

@assholevegan

twitter.com/assholevegan

I tell dirty jokes and also dirty vegan jokes. Formerly @The_Drewbo. I morphed.

seanblazed Sean

Name your next dog Spooky Mulder. This is not a request.

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seanblazed Sean

Maybe I'll relax once I've made fun of everything.

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assholevegan Andrew B.

♫ ♫ Your boyfriend took a weird shit at my house (my house) ♫ ♫

2 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2

assholevegan Andrew B.

dick so cool north korea wanna bomb it

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arr David Thorpe

@JoseCanseco cool your fucking jets jose

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 4

djbitchtits Queso

@CapnAllegra don't read into this but lol https://t.co/nfsAdpYQKp

3 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 41

erincmpbl Erin C

@assholevegan that time you face fucked my dog.

4 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

assholevegan Andrew B.

Shouts out to those who wanna be better

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mr__harlem I shoot movies doe ☝

I’m gettin white twitter rts 😌

6 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2

sammontgomery Samantha Montgomery

Careless Whisper plays on the radio at Wendy's. I whisper "over it."

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