Twitter profile for astrovanman

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@astrovanman

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Dallas, TX – I'm a dude who used to drive a van. I'm a video gamer, a video editor, graphic artist and internet junky.

jennyjohnsonhi5 Jenny Johnson

Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.

25 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 417

neiltyson Neil deGrasse Tyson

April 12, 1961: first human in orbit. April 12, 1981: first flight of SpaceShuttle. April 12, 2012: Snooki in 2nd trimester.

04/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,837

astrovanman Jim

I can't believe this is a real thing in the Marlins' new ballpark. It looks like a 90's Lisa Frank trapper keeper

02/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 more

zelda25.ocremix.org/

astrovanman Jim

Awww yeah! New remix album from @ocremix! 25YEARLEGEND

11/22/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,034 more

dorkly.com/comic/26496/arkham-city-priorities

astrovanman Jim

Arkham City Priorities http://t.co/1U53B3Jt via @Dorkly

11/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 102 more

iheartchaos.com/post/9222862477/tron-inspired-duck-tape-commercial-is-as-awesome

astrovanman Jim

I've never wanted duct tape more. RT @shananigan00: @JoshuaEGomez @thenerdmachine Seen this yet? Duck Tape: Tron Style http://t.co/PZlszCG

08/22/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 458 more

wfaa.com/home/Pornographic--126711343.html

astrovanman Jim

Look for Playboy and Princeton Review to put my Alma mater on their lists of party schools. http://t.co/mFBwrer #letsgiveacheerfortheUofNT

08/03/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13 more

xkcd.com/861/

astrovanman Jim

RT @Ari0ck: Everyone is playing Minecraft now. http://xkcd.com/861/ Speaking as a hipster, I think it's time to quit. *not rilly*

02/16/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 391 more