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9,752 Posts by atomicflush
reading Caesar. KILL ME
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You say something so stupid everyone around stares at you stupidly. God rips open the sky to give you a distasteful look, calling you dumb.
a cool trick i do to impress people at parties is STOP MY HEART FROM BEATING and OPEN A PORTAL TO THE UNDERWORLD
well. all i can say right now is "ugh" so ill keep my mouth shut and communicate my point w rapid, silent eye rolls like lil whirlpools
I wish we could see inside the opposing team's locker room in Air Bud. "IT'S A FUCKING DOG. HE'S LIKE 2 FEET TALL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS LOSING."
*pulls on ski mask, runs into bank, fires gun into air* ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS. HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE "GIF"
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