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D.C. – worse than you've heard

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And now the rains have fallen. And not. A soul. To hear.

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House Shark

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Have you ever noticed that Beach House lyrics are like a stream of Horse_ebooks tweets?

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Now that you know you can sing "Mahmoud Ahmadinejad" to the chorus of Feist's "My Moon My Man" you will never not be able to.

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Hidden BBQ sauce stains.

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Congratulations to west Point's class of 2012 who graduated today. I welcome these new officers to our Army

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Need @kristoncapps ruling on whether messing with Dallas constitutes messing with Texas bc DFW airport smells worse than USS Mississippi.

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wired.com/dangerroom/2012/05/army-texting-gloves/

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RT @dangerroom: Army Wants Flame-Retardant Texting Gloves http://t.co/7pdk2J0Z

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Balerion the Black Dead http://t.co/5OxB8Fez

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The USS Mississippi in Mississippi http://t.co/QrjeJYVf

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