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730 Posts by bastardkeith
730 Posts by bastardkeith
I wonder if George W. Bush spends Memorial Day looking in the mirror and cutting. Or if he plays soldier dress-up and fingers his asshole.
A big fat thank you to everyone serving this country in the military, to those who gave their lives, and to their families. Thank you all.
My dad just told @bastardkeith to host the Sunday night icons and allstars show as Ron Burgundy. I love my crazy dad. #bhof12 #Sunday #love
I'll never understand being upset when something you like becomes popular. I wish everything I like was popular.
Biden: 'I Understood How Someone Could Consciously Decide to Commit Suicide' [Joe Biden]: ...
gawker.com/5913586/biden-i-understood-how-someone-could-consciously-decide-to-commit-suicide
You know who doesn't get enough credit? Joe Biden. This made my heart ache and swell
@BastardKeith WHY: it's a compulsion I cannot resist, even my thought patterns, my very brain waves have become permanently burlesquified!
Got call to pick up male dog from groomers. "She's all ready!" they said. Worried now.
Twitter: never has a medium so ill-suited to sarcasm been used by so many sarcastic bastards.
Someone should make a horror movie where the gimmick is that it's all found footage. Like from a camcorder. How has no one thought of this?
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