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I Am Jeanette Of Asgard.Sister To @Thorstweetz and @Lokistweetz. I Enjoy Food and Long Walks On The BiFrost.
132 Posts by believeinme979
132 Posts by believeinme979
Hearing noises when you're home alone and just accepting the fact that you're going to die.
Everybody is tweeting "OMG I CANT BELIEVE ITS AUGUST", I'm like tf' you you think came after July? July Jr.?
That mini heart attack you get when you're half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling.
Friend:"Where are u?" You:"Robbing a bank" Friend:"Omg really?" You:"No wtf! U called my house phone where do you think I am?!
Oh, you're dating my ex? That's cool, I'm eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too, bitch?
6 THINGS WE SAY AT SCHOOL: 1. I'm tired. 2. I'm cold. 3. I don't get it. 4. I'm hungry. 5. What time is it? 6. I want to go home.
— Dad, the price of alcohol is increasing... does it mean that you'll drink less? — No, it means that YOU will eat less!
Who remembers blowing air into their Nintendo 64's to get it to work?
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