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i like the canucks, lots of tv, music, design, and taking pics for money.
325 Posts by bh_
325 Posts by bh_
an Australian just told me that a band is playing at a pub and they are kind of emo. I told him that stopped being a thing 7 years ago.
2 high school girls just stopped me on my bike to ask me which one had a nicer ass. when I told them it wasn't worth it they called me ugly.
I traded in my iPhone because I couldn't write 1000 emails per day but my brand new @BlackBerry bold can't either. Very upset. @MValiando
GIRLS: Have you shaved one side of your head yet? Well then you better do it this instant!!!
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT, OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, KHALEESI, MOTHER OF DRAGONS, COACH OF THE 90'S CHICAGO BULLS, NOBEL LIT LAUREATE
cbc is a sacred national cultural institution that spends 1 billion dollars on senile racists, jeopardy & shows about hockey hunks balls
girls put that they are married to their friends on facebook. boys don't do that. that's probably the biggest difference.
Overheard guy ask another guy "so did you make a conscious effort to not tweet on your honeymoon?"
Game of Thrones reminds me of twitter a lot because there are 140 characters and terrible things are constantly happening
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