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6 Posts by billyisshrek
6 Posts by billyisshrek
“@KingJames: My dinner tonight http://t.co/Hc3fNcYE” what's on the English muffins? Just got me hungry
Mustaches are legit. If you can't grow a mustache, make sure your personality has a mustache. #movember
A lot of people I went to high school w/ are getting married & having kids. A lot of people I went to high school w/ are idiots.
Alleviate poverty in Africa Txt RACE to 50555 to make a $5 donation to @race4change. 50th person to RT wins a pair of my @smith_optics
I'm pretty sure we can fuel the world for about 36 years if we burn Hipsters instead of oil.
The awkward moment when someone hits on you, and you only realise 3 years later.
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
Better to fight for something than live for nothing. ~George S. Patton