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Gothic Castle – Quotes from the greatest show ever, Arrested Development.

bluthquotes Arrested Development

Sometimes life is about making difficult sandwiches.

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Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

I've used one adjective to describe myself. What is it?

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

It was her idea. She wanted to get a drink. I know it’s crazy. I mean, I’m married. And the carbs!

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

Look who's on that hog in the rearview mirror.

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

I thought the two of us could talk man-on-man.

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

Aren't you the sweetest thing, spending time with what's left of your uncle. ✋

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

She calls it a "Mayonegg".

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bluthquotes Arrested Development

I'm sure, wherever your father is, she loves you very much. #TobiasTues

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