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@bono120

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The Great Outdoors,Creating New Dishes,Beer,Live Gigs And A Good Steak

urbanterms Urban Terms™

Beer Thirty (n): Time of day, usually afternoon, in which drinking beer becomes necessary. "It's beer thirty! Hit me up, bro!"

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itswillyferrell Not Will Ferrell

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

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thefunnysexist The Funny Sexist™

Apparently alcohol contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can't neither drive nor shut the hell up.

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thefunnysexist The Funny Sexist™

My girlfriend snorted artificial sweetener. The dumb bitch thought it was diet coke.

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thefunnysexist The Funny Sexist™

If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?

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thefunnysexist The Funny Sexist™

Wonder Woman doesn't actually wear a cape. She just turned her apron around.

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shandef007 Shannon De Freitas

Dancing cats, hilarious

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freakingsarcasm Wikipedia F*** Facts

"Would you like a bag?" "Oh, No thanks, I'll just carry these 20 items on my fucking' head"

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bono120 Brandon Jantjies

This deserves ENDLESS retweets! <3 http://t.co/p8lGcaRk

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bono120 Brandon Jantjies

You have defiantly done these before

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