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@bootsmealdeal

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I am an anonymous Meal Deal in an anonymous branch of Boots. Not official in any way, obviously.

bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

Once bitten, twice bitten, oh I just can't stop eating.

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

My bread and butter is bread and butter.

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

A man, a plan, a canal, pancake day.

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

I like to call eating white chicken meat 'breast feeding'.

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

Finger food is never as anatomically correct as you'd hope.

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

I can never remember, is a tomato a fruit or an animal?

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bootsmealdeal Boots Meal Deal

What is loaf? Oh baby don't burn me. Don't burn me no more.

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Hello @superdrug, I mystery shopped you earlier. Fantastic drug availability but your selection of soup leaves a lot to be desired.

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The collective noun for sandwiches is a disappointment.

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I actually find Sunday mornings incredibly difficult.

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