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Read my review: 'An Unexpected Twist (Kindle Single)' by Andy Borowitz via
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Egyptians have 2 presidential candidates no one likes, so I guess they really do have an American-style democracy now.
A very moving moment today as Romney placed a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Banker.
Amazon.com: An Unexpected Twist (Kindle Single) eBook: Andy Borowitz: Kindle Store
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You could waste 99 cents drunk-downloading a song on iTunes. Or you could waste it on this: http://t.co/d8ycWqa6
Attention Florida citizens: under your state's law, you are only allowed to eat another man's face off in self-defense.
A handful of Nigerian scam artists are wrecking it for all the honest Nigerians who want to wire money to us.
If there is a Hell, it will be populated by all the people who have invited me to join them on LinkedIn.
#MemorialDay: When America honors its fallen soldiers with a flat-screen blowout at Best Buy.
I like it when I get invited to a Facebook event because it gives me another person to block.
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