Twitter profile for bouncerface

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@bouncerface

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This is my first profile since my last one. Audioboo COMING SOON! Ready and willing to answer questions.

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bouncerface BouncerFace

Just completed a 2.45 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/b48OQme2Ga #RunKeeper

03/11/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

bouncerface BouncerFace

My dear twitter friends, Thank you all for your sincere friendship and love. Please remember to love and be kind. Twittercide ~BouncerFace

02/21/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23

natt_hope Penny Lane

Keep Calm and - actually no. Slap her, she's a bitch.

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 33

that_damn_duck ☠Chaotic Disaster☠

What you’re out of my league? Honestly…most women, living & dead, are out of my league. You don’t feel so special now do you?

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 23

scaffoldjocky Fox Moulder

It usually takes me 3 dates to decide if a girl wipes good enough to risk her sitting on my face.

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19

nothimanymore Perp Walk

You're not drunk if you can lay down on the floor without holding on.

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 31

adar79angie AngieDavisheartspeen

After sex I won't be making you a sandwich. I'll be gently rolling you out of my bed with my foot, wishing you success in future endeavors.

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 404

jstcallme_maybe Maybe

My safe words are, "I have to pee again"

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 115

shoutinggoddess ShoutingGoddess

If your lover doesn't think you're a 10, why are you fucking him?

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 54

lizetagge Lize Tagge

Only someone special can make ordinary moments seem extraordinary...

02/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 138