Twitter profile for brian_bad_luck

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@brian_bad_luck

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Brian tries to do something. Something bad happens to Brian. Established May 25th, 2012

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Makes it to class on time. Wrong school.

10/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

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If Biden slips and finally just says 'bullshit' finish your drink. #VPDebate

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 24

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I want to be rich enough to realize that I can’t buy happiness.

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,068

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Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 634

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Makes it to class on time. Wrong school.

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 142

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Humanity discovers immortality pill. Chokes to death while swallowing it.

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 102

damnitstrue Damn Its TRUE!

#50ThingsAboutMyBoyfriend? 🎶 SINGLE BELLS, SINGLE BELLS, SINGLE ALL THE WAY.... ♫♫

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 413

damnitstrue Damn Its TRUE!

#50ThingsAboutMyBoyfriend Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Devoted, Instinctive, Caring, Knowledgeable. In short, BIG DICK! ☺

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 211

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Shaving balls. Earthquake.

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 162

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It's Thors-day = Time to get hammered!

10/11/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 295