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@cafedarkness

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RVA – Easily distracted by glittery and shiny objects. And unicorns. And pennies.

cafedarkness Cafe Darkness

If anxiety and regret were currency, @ChadBrownRVA would be the 1%.

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@ChadBrownRVA well, you certainly managed to properly eff memorial day. Congrats!

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Memorial Day party cats http://t.co/bhdUwO5W

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cafedarkness Cafe Darkness

You wrote a check for $3.59. You are crushing life.

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dirtyinthe804 Lovely Johnson

I'm ovulating. Eggs for breakfast?

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cafedarkness Cafe Darkness

Alert: if you know a white person, rob them RIGHT NOW. They are not home. They are at Brown’s Island.

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cafedarkness Cafe Darkness

OMG. I put on @1037River for the first time ever and they’re playing Pumped Up Kicks, @JasonRoop!

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mollyringwald Molly Ringwald

Just wondering, does Siri understand anyone apart from Zooey Deschannel?

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cafedarkness Cafe Darkness

I saw it on Pinterest! 😄 “@midniterevenger: DIY http://t.co/oVknXoTJ”

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