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UNICORNS ARE IMMORTAL
Remember that one time I flew to London and gave the flight attendants energy drinks? Let this refresh your memory..
My creeptastic #selfie portrait. #ermahgerd #unicorns #wtfamidoing #notswaggy #hashtag #buttface http://t.co/5M0S8OSJFS
That one time a bird shat on my head before class. #tbt #nofilter #realshit #swag @ college schmollege http://t.co/J3kmF8wnYz
Happy 19th Birthday to my little sister, @elisesailors! Even though you're younger than me, I will… http://t.co/LEDp7TECs2
Whenever I make a mistake I say "Whoopsie Goldberg" and I suggest you do the same.
@alexalosey you & @MsRebeccaBlack have officially been unicornified <33 http://t.co/STIVv9iih3
@dexbonus haven't met your mom, but she's gotta be rad if you came out of that vag...so give her a big hug from me! <3
The last picture I ever got to take with my beautiful mother. Love you Mom, always & forever. #missyou… http://t.co/dB0UM7lbfz
Just freaked out because I thought a spider was crawling me...and guess what? THERE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER CRAWLING ON ME. #fml
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