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284 Posts by calnelz
I'm very optimistic for someone who's pretty bad at almost everything.
@alanahelman asked me this morning if I remembered getting thrown up on by the cougar, memory is still fresh http://t.co/MqYRX5p2Ro
Why do girls associate their selfies with a deep yet irrelevant quote I do not understand the correlation
Made quite the entrance into sait this morning. Good first impressions with the floor
That's like saying you're a diehard rap/hiphop fan but you don't like Tupac or Biggie. You people have no appreciation for legends.
Dear @nenshi
If we're getting Chris Hadfield to be Calgary Stampede Parade Marshall, can the horses please have jet packs?
Thanks,
Matt
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