Twitter profile for carlsweatpants_

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@carlsweatpants_

twitter.com/carlsweatpants_

Why You Looking At My Bio? I Love My DennaBear :) Follow My Twifey/GirlFriend /Love@EpicJatay 12-09-11 :) RPZGKTA Smag... -Carl aka Justin

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That first kiss after spending a long time apart >

09/05/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,076

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*Alarm set for 6:00 a.m* *Wakes up at 5:59* Who else lies back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?

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RT for Xbox 360!

09/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 897

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In Soviet Russia table flip you ノ┬─┬ノ︵ ( \o°o)\

09/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10

realbrent Brent

Am I on twitter? Hell yeah. Did I text back? Fuck no. Did I see your subtweet? Surely did. Do I give a fuck? Fuck no.

09/02/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 147

2kpains 2k Pains

#BecauseOf2k I learned that "Basketball" by Kurtis Blow is way better than the one by Bow Wow... #2kSuccess

09/02/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 465

2kpains 2k Pains

It shouldn't be my turnover if my teammate can't catch a pass... #2kPains

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2kpains 2k Pains

When a point guard gets a rebound over your 7 foot center... #2kPains

09/02/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 390

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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.

08/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3,179

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2chainz is the guy from iCarly that sells bagels

08/30/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 351