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Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring it..! (unemployed winner...)
392 Posts by chariieesheen
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I'd like to bone'er with my boner.
05/02/2011
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The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.
05/02/2011
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Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list.
05/02/2011
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Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.
05/02/2011
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I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius.
#winning
05/02/2011
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Periods are like Christmas for vampires.
#BloodyGoodTime
05/02/2011
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If you've ever answered a question with, "Google it." Go fuck yourself.
05/02/2011
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Osama gone, my nigga dead! (Kanye voice)
05/02/2011
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Since I don't know where Osama is buried, I'm just gonna pee & swim in oceans around the world.
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05/02/2011
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Whoa lol look at this --
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04/30/2011
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