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Born Small... Now Huge... Winning... Bring it..! (unemployed winner...)

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

I'd like to bone'er with my boner.

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 16

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

The worst part about shitting in a public restroom, is when the tip of your dick touches the toilet seat.

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 45

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list.

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 18

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Every time I flush the toilet, I literally see my shit spiraling out of control.

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 15

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

I only bang chicks with a masters degree or higher. Why you ask? Cause I'm fucking genius. #winning

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 46

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Periods are like Christmas for vampires. #BloodyGoodTime

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 20

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

If you've ever answered a question with, "Google it." Go fuck yourself.

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 43

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Osama gone, my nigga dead! (Kanye voice)

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 876

chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Since I don't know where Osama is buried, I'm just gonna pee & swim in oceans around the world. #winning

05/02/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 35

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chariieesheen CharlieNot Sheen

Whoa lol look at this -- http://alturl.com/t437t

04/30/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 21 more