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– Foul-mouthed college dropout
4,039 Posts by charltonbrooker
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Whatever the opposite of "colder than a witch's tit" is, that's what it is.
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Okay that really is it. Must work. Bye bye.
3 days ago
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Lidl Amy Winehouse
#eurovision
3 days ago
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All these shots of Azerbaijan make me feel like I'm stuck in an Azerbaijanian hotel watching the in house channel
3 days ago
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This is what they used to call "one for the dads"
#eurovision
3 days ago
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Are all the male singers tonight going to look like shit magicians?
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3 days ago
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Russia's entry is great. A singing rockface
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3 days ago
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This would sound good playing in the background if you were shitting into the plunge pool at a fancy hotel spa
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3 days ago
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Oh keep it light
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Fuck until he took the blindfold off I was hoping someone had taken him hostage
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3 days ago
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