Twitter profile for chrisjv91

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@chrisjv91

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Yes but why does anyone care what you have to say? - My mum, questioning Twitter.

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chrisjv91 chris

Same sex marriage? Meh

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simoncowell Simon Cowell

I wish I had invented twitter. And Facebook. And you tube.

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simoncowell Simon Cowell

@punchstagram I love popcorn.

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simoncowell Simon Cowell

So many things to talk about. The weirdo who locked up those girls. Don't send him to prison lock him in a basement like he did to the girls

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jojomoyes Jojo Moyes

Quite enjoying Cowell's timeline today. Things he likes: Daft Punk. Things he doesn't: the 'ugly' new F type jag, under-rehearsed donkeys.

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simoncowell Simon Cowell

If you are an animal reading this please rehearse for next years britains got talent now. A painting donkey was the best we got this year.

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chrisjv91 chris

I really just feel like we're slowly forgetting how incredible shania twain is

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chrisjv91 chris

Tickled that "what is Shania Twain up to these days" is a search suggestion http://t.co/4H3PMC4pTV

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bestofthemail Daily Mail Comments

"Everytime we get nil points from a country we should close our borders to their immigrants-see how they like it" #eurovision #proportionate

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chrisjv91 chris

"If it wasn't for us half of these countries would be speaking German", on article about #Eurovision. @BestoftheMail http://t.co/jDPzzJfwIj

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