Twitter profile for christglider

270 posts

@christglider

twitter.com/christglider

six string bandit. friend to the common man. heterobear.

mw55 Michael Waltrip

A wise man once said success comes in cans. Not cant's. I love cans. Gnite.

19 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 53

eimazing Eileen Spears

Bacon, I luv bacon. Bacon and mah bf. I luv it.

19 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 5

arnandabynes Amanda Bynes

I fucked @DrakeBell so many times on the Amanda show set oh god

19 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 1,825

hacksawjduggan Hacksaw!

Good morning tough guys. Gonna throw on some overalls, a floppy brown hat, hangout with midgets and pretend I'm Hillbilly Jim the whole day.

19 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 6

fart_bringer Fart Bringer

What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Pay the grocery store $5. Klondike bars are plentiful and relatively cheap, no need to do anything crazy

25 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 11

antijokeapple antijokeapple

If my tweets offend you: 1. I’m sorry. 2. It won’t happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You’re a pussy.

27 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 1,287

irowlf Big Money Rowlf

*rolls up in the club riding on the back of a zebra, blasting Chumbawamba's Tubthumping from a boombox* Sup, haters?

29 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 24

fuckshitman FUCK SHIT MAN

i hate cuss words

04/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

itsmanlymann Overly Manly Man

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend.

04/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 138

christglider Mike VM

Short nails are everything http://t.co/5TNfTYywL1

04/20/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 188 more