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– Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When parents respond to their children crying with "I'll give you something to cry about", they are referring to Chuck Norris.
6 hours ago
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Chuck Norris stole your bike.
18 hours ago
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Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
2 days ago
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For every animal you don't eat, Chuck Norris is going to eat you.
2 days ago
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Chuck Norris once got a root canal and complained that it was not painful enough.
3 days ago
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The real Slim Shady won't stand up because Chuck Norris broke his legs, spleen, pancreas, and the little ball in the back of his throat.
3 days ago
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For dry itchy red eyes, most people use Clear Eyes. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce.
4 days ago
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Chuck Norris can have unprotected sex with a volcano.
4 days ago
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Chuck Norris breaks into the Kool-Aid Man's house when he least expects it.
5 days ago
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Chuck Norris's idea of a good time is farting on little girls' heads, and then roundhouse kicking their virginity into space.
5 days ago
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