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When parents respond to their children crying with "I'll give you something to cry about", they are referring to Chuck Norris.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
Chuck Norris once got a root canal and complained that it was not painful enough.
The real Slim Shady won't stand up because Chuck Norris broke his legs, spleen, pancreas, and the little ball in the back of his throat.
For dry itchy red eyes, most people use Clear Eyes. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco sauce.
Chuck Norris breaks into the Kool-Aid Man's house when he least expects it.
Chuck Norris's idea of a good time is farting on little girls' heads, and then roundhouse kicking their virginity into space.
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