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533 Posts by cobracommander
533 Posts by cobracommander
Pro tip: you can never have too many disposable ninjas on your payroll.
You know the part where villains elaborately explain their plot and then leave the hero? That's when I shoot them in the face.
Looks like we have some recruiting to do in the great state of North Carolina.
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked. I'll stir fry you in my wok.
London is installing missile launchers on apartment buildings in preparation for the Olympics. My kind of city.
I find The River Wild era Meryl Streep oddly attractive. Believe me, I'm more shocked than you.
When Mindbender farts it sounds like an effeminate goose honking. You can't make this stuff up.
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