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Cobra Island
– How dare you anticipate my strategy!
533 Posts by cobracommander
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Pro tip: you can never have too many disposable ninjas on your payroll.
7 days ago
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You know the part where villains elaborately explain their plot and then leave the hero? That's when I shoot them in the face.
13 days ago
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I have a... present... for your mother.
16 days ago
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Looks like we have some recruiting to do in the great state of North Carolina.
20 days ago
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Cinco de Tequila
24 days ago
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If you try to knock me you'll get mocked. I'll stir fry you in my wok.
25 days ago
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London is installing missile launchers on apartment buildings in preparation for the Olympics. My kind of city.
29 days ago
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Dominating after-work cervezas. TGIT.
04/24/2012
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I find The River Wild era Meryl Streep oddly attractive. Believe me, I'm more shocked than you.
04/18/2012
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When Mindbender farts it sounds like an effeminate goose honking. You can't make this stuff up.
04/13/2012
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