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3,361 Posts by collegetownlife
3,361 Posts by collegetownlife
I started fucking a homeless chick because then in the morning I can just drop her off wherever.
Her vagina reminded me of a Gatorade commercial. I had to keep asking her, "Is it in you?"
An Honest Message for the Male Population
thecollegetownlife.com/2013/malesduh/
"@CollegeTownLife: An Honest Message for the Male Population http://t.co/2RaOXz8ArS" >>>>>this. Every. Male. Must. Read. NOW.
Puking not because of how much you drank last night, but because of what you did #CTL
If anyone knew how much I listened to Ke$ha tonight they would probably delete me as a friend. #CTL
She Might Be “That Bitch”
thecollegetownlife.com/2013/thatbia/
I bought a pistol and a Ford F350, but my dick is the same size. I'm so confused.... I thought those things would make it bigger. #CTL
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