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Putting "as fuck" after an adjective always makes it more effective.
Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl
*opens pizza box*
*snoop dogg voice*
Greetings loved ones lets take a journey
Erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You don’t have to forget them but just accept that they aren’t that person anymore
When you stop trying to find the right man and become the right woman, the right man will find his way to you.
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look confused
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look mad
me: IT'S JUST MY FACE
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