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My name is Annaliese. I am from Bitchyville,Alabama. I like country boys, not those guys that pretend. I want a real cowboy, that HAS a big green tractor.

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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: "I hate all you fuckers, I'm out."

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Will you go out with me? (a) Yes (b) a (c) b

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I saw footage of polar bears drinking water today. But it's obviously fake... Everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

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Visits Miami with face. Comes home with neck.

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Me: *Breathes* Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE.

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"Hey, remember when you had a crush on....." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I just broke my personal record of days without dying today.

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Relationships aren't tests, there's no need to cheat.

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I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait, it's just that flying fuck I don't give.

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