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636 Posts by csolms99
I drive your truck, I roll every window down & I burn up every back road in this town.
She's all about that attractive life
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Don't stalk @theFickChick 's car cause it could be her mom when you go up to her lol
My wife just called me a selfish cunt who only cares about his sexual needs. I told her she can go fuck herself
“@csolms99: So glad I got to see @sami_jo_24 yesterday!”Not as happy as me! I missed you!!
Justin Bieber gets 30,000 retweets for saying one word "thanks" so here is my attempt.
COPENHAGEN
It's the first snap of the last straw, Where regrets outlast the alcohol It's a cold sweat, in an empty bed, And dreams are like a knife
The devil man, no, he don't stand a chance, 'cause she loves me like Jesus does. -Eric Church
I ball up Kleenex, throw them in the toilet and them i piss on them and race them like little sail boats.
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