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I'm completely mediocre!
Milk gives me energy to fight my demons.
353 Posts by culdeballsac
353 Posts by culdeballsac
@__RAMPAGE @abbybonasch yeah... I would be anorexic... But I'm a little busy being fat...
@CulDeBallSac @abbybonasch mine are burnt to a crisp because I couldnt keep them in the damn suit.
Malin Akerman, Rupert Grint, Stana Katic, Alan Rickman to Star in CBGB Film - Theater News - May 27, 2012
theatermania.com/los-angeles-theater/news/05-2012...-rupert-grint-stana-katic-alan-rickma_56804.html
Malin Akerman, Rupert Grint, Stana Katic, Alan Rickman to Star in CBGB Film http://t.co/blx94tjF
Walked into the bathroom after a girl, stepped on her sandal, said "whoops. Got your slop flop." I'm drunk.
Peyton keeps calling her sandals "slop-flops" and I want to say it too but I giggle every fucking time.
Hey new Facebook friend! I saw your tits on IAU, and I'm told you have a disturbing vaginal tattoo... Well, nice to meet you.
Confident to say that the buyers for my store dropped the ball on this underwear http://t.co/fgL7gzxE
My favorite thing to do when someone calls when I'm masturbating and asks what I'm doing is tell them I'm masturbating.
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