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I'm trying to be a better person today than I was yesterday. Which is why I went to the zoo yesterday and rubbed elephant feces on the face of a newborn baby.
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NEW YORK CITY! See me perform tonight-Sunday. Schedule here:
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NEW YORK CITY! See me perform tonight-Sunday. Schedule here: http://t.co/jNVrMD8uS9
In New York City, tonight-Sunday. See me tonight at @cricketscomedy at 8 PM and @BrokenComedy at 9 PM. #comedy
She gave me life and in the process destroyed her puss. What more could I ask for? Thank you, Ma. #HappyMothersDay
The Comedy Bar Chicago | Chicago's Best Comics
comedybarchicago.com/
Performing at @TCBChicago with @joekilgallon. Tonight and tomorrow at 8 and 10 PM. Info and $10 tickets at http://t.co/jRKJzdNUKY.
Fuck you. (Not you, if you're reading this, but everyone else. Fuck 'em, you know?)
Comedians You Should Know - Chicago's Funniest Stand-up Comedy. No Joke. - Home
comediansyoushouldknow.com/
CHICAGO! See me host @hugcity at @LuckysWP. Tonight at 9:30 PM. Free! #WickerPark
Tomorrow, I'm at @CYSK at 9 PM
Hey, @HowardStern. Instead of going to the AGT tryouts in Chicago on Wednesday, @MartyDeRosa and I wanna invite you to @CYSK. Whataya say?
Sometimes I forget how much I hate Star Wars dorks. Thank you for reminding me, May 4th.
'Dark and provocative' comic to record debut album in Chicago - The Daily Sizzle
blogs.suntimes.com/arts_entertainment/2013/05/dar...tive_comic_to_record_debut_album_in_chicago.html
In Chicago May 16th-18th? Go see @drewmcomedy's album recording! Here's a nice write-up about it from the @Suntimes: http://t.co/ug8HhgXJLd
I'm gonna kill every person in Iowa, then kill myself. I don't wanna kill myself, but it will get me out of coming back to IA for my trial.
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