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Joint winner of the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize. Creator of #policefollowtrain
EMail: Das_Beard@hotmail.com
3,616 Posts by das_beard
3,616 Posts by das_beard
Jason if you dont go, im going to chainsaw you. Im not losing one of the few bits of fanny for you, you gutless cunt. #apprentice
Jasons performance suffered because he was growing a fanny all day long. #apprentice
Yeah fuckers - why did you listen to the old cunts?!?! Nobody worth their salt listens to people over 35 #leftiebaiting #apprentice
Yeah I did abdicate but in my defence, I am the reincarnated soul of King Edward the 8th. #apprentice
No its not too fucking masculine. Its Cufflinks not fucking Cocklinks love. Bloody feminists. #apprentice
To be fair I can see people saying 'lets check that datng site, you know the one with the child molester in the advert' #apprentice
Look at them eyebrows. Nothing says 'im a cunt' faster than a man with half plucked bushy black eye brows. #apprentice
Fuck me Jason. I mean honestly.....fuck me son. Just lube up and fuck me hard mate.....youre fucking killing me. You cunt. #apprentice
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