Filter
287 Posts by dearfrank
287 Posts by dearfrank
Just when you think you're home alone, Kelly Clarkson comes on" -Mya Angelou
Early Mornings until Vegas: Work, car wash, tan, gym, laundry, haircut, shopping, bank; thank God I scheduled all my hook-ups for Thursday.
Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, those who sell it aren't drug dealers, they're florists! Its all a matter of perspective y'all.
Today's weight loss tip: When eating donuts, only eat the center part.
I always wondered, "Why is that hot guy single?" and now I know; he uses way too much teeth.
@TheCliffJensen loved the real talk. Glad to know I'm not the only one that gets deep/philosophical when smokin. ;) keep doing you yo!
i think god may have entered me vaginally while i was asleep. he did it to mary, so why not me?
@thewillem RT @soldoutclothing: how our show opened: ONE FUCKING YEAR @johnofitmodel :) thank you @KermieM for the pic
How about that, "Dammit I'm mad" is "Dammit I'm mad" spelled backwards.
next page ›
Page 1 of 28