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"American earthlings honor their dead warriors by burning cow flesh & drinking a urine-like liquid they call 'Miller Lite'" -alien textbook
@HuffingtonPost No. I haven't. Why would anyone ever take time to see that? Stop. Just stop. You're hurting us all.
Aren't we done with the Gotye song yet? He sings like he's straining to push out a stubborn turd.
@mashable Whoa journalism can just stop right now, it peaked with that headline pun. Golf clap guys.
The Huffington Post comments section, for those times when putting cigarettes out on your eyeballs just isn't enough.
Find the one friend you have left who isn't trying to be a DJ. Cherish them.
"Vatican arrests Pope's butler for leaking private documents." EVERYTHING in that headline is in hilarious conflict with the ideals of Jesus
Question for people who use Bing: What is it like being a serial killer?
There's a beautiful irony in giant, distracting roadside billboards warning about the dangers of texting while driving.
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