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@demonbaby
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– Geekiness, cynicism, and fourth grade humor.
1,510 Posts by demonbaby
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"American earthlings honor their dead warriors by burning cow flesh & drinking a urine-like liquid they call 'Miller Lite'" -alien textbook
2 days ago
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@HuffingtonPost
No. I haven't. Why would anyone ever take time to see that? Stop. Just stop. You're hurting us all.
3 days ago
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Aren't we done with the Gotye song yet? He sings like he's straining to push out a stubborn turd.
3 days ago
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@mashable
Whoa journalism can just stop right now, it peaked with that headline pun. Golf clap guys.
3 days ago
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The Huffington Post comments section, for those times when putting cigarettes out on your eyeballs just isn't enough.
4 days ago
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Find the one friend you have left who isn't trying to be a DJ. Cherish them.
4 days ago
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"Vatican arrests Pope's butler for leaking private documents." EVERYTHING in that headline is in hilarious conflict with the ideals of Jesus
4 days ago
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The real winner of American Idol is me for not watching it.
6 days ago
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Question for people who use Bing: What is it like being a serial killer?
6 days ago
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There's a beautiful irony in giant, distracting roadside billboards warning about the dangers of texting while driving.
6 days ago
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