Twitter profile for derekmortimer

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@derekmortimer

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iPhone: 54.982788,-1.655341 – PhD, Demonstrator at Newcastle Uni, Developer and Marzipan Bandit.

peatreebojangle Peatree Bojangles

BREAKING: In Tottenham Court Road, a 10 ft man made of fire is holding pregnant women hostage and firing bullets from his eyes.

04/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 187

derekmortimer Derek Mortimer

@id ironically, you'll never feel as dirty as when using SOAP!

04/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

derekmortimer Derek Mortimer

@alexyoungs never mind #TCR, it's windy in spain! #lolBBC

04/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

qikipedia The QI Elves

According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the word 'bum' is 'probably onomatopoeic'.

04/27/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 167

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derekmortimer Derek Mortimer

@pyjamallama p.s. your day is now complete: http://t.co/1T2dPgUa

04/17/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 97 more

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derekmortimer Derek Mortimer

@alexyoungs http://t.co/fiPsVA3u BARGAIN, for those who like to scroll hard… or something?

04/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 more

fishmark Mark Fish

OH: "There is no "I" in "Team", but there are four in "Platitude-Quoting Idiot."

04/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 195

morganj7 Captain Morgan

"What do we want?!" "TIME TRAVEL!" "When do we want it?!" "IRRELEVANT!"

03/25/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,899

elazar Matthew Turland

There are two kinds of programming languages: the kind people complain about and the kind no one uses.

03/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15

quickzen Amit Deshpande ♦

Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.

02/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 56