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Alcohol is the answer.... now I just need to remember what the question was.

yorkcitynews York City News

Just to clarify: If North Korea nuke the entire world and everyone dies, this Saturdays home fixture against Accrington Stanley will be OFF.

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guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/apr/03/jose-mourinho-charlie-sheen-quotes-quiz

dodgeycruton Richard Whitehead

Football quiz: – who said it: José Mourinho or Charlie Sheen? http://t.co/eGewCxMTTG via @guardian

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dodgeycruton Richard Whitehead

Cheer up Arry, it's the first of the month. Payday

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usasoccerguy Soccer Guy

To be honest, it was pretty dumb putting Shaquille O'Neal in charge of an EPL soccer franchise anyway. #sunlandredstripers

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romfordrecorder.co.uk/news/house_fire_started_by_...pts_funeral_procession_through_romford_1_1984461

dodgeycruton Richard Whitehead

Best headline. Best picture caption. Best everything. http://t.co/68MNqplMMN (via @flashboy)

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tyronemings1 Tyrone Mings

@blutris89 left u 2 tickets under the name tris monk. Shouldn't miss a game cos u can't afford it #ITFC

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queen_uk Elizabeth Windsor

Dear America, Mo Farah won the Olympics. Regards, the Queen.

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thetweetofgod God

Messiah complex + paranoid schizophrenia + animal hoarding = Noah.

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dodgeycruton Richard Whitehead

The house of lords just got entertaining

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dodgeycruton Richard Whitehead

Mancini Y Balotelli http://t.co/txF0hmcQ

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