Twitter profile for drzia

249 posts

@drzia

twitter.com/drzia

Seattle, WA –

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

Whose down to help me write the Vagina Dialogues? Just a couple of good ol' school vaginas talkin' to each other.

26 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 2

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

I waited thirty seconds. Slowest Jimmy John's ever!!

26 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 3

harikondabolu Hari Kondabolu

Hey Non-Indian Comedians who use the accent for a laugh: Now that Ashton Kutcher has done it, how about we agree it's corny & you stop?

27 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite 19

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

@prometheusbrown the injure games.

30 days ago Reply Retweet Favorite

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

She look like Beyonce, but dood, her name be Andre.

04/24/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

sherman_alexie Sherman Alexie

My vote for the greatest toy of all time? Legos.

04/23/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 50

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

On a scale from one to ten: it is NOT cloudy.

04/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

And one more

04/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

drzia Zia Mohajerjasbi

And one more http://t.co/QE95TKaa

04/10/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite