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Was here now back then – Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu

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duhism Bob Tzu

In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues

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I'm recovering from a bad yoga injury. I sprained a chakra.

04/08/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

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I can't get anything done since I hired an impersonal assistant.

04/05/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

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Generalizations are always wrong

04/04/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,043 more

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Zen kids on a family trip: "Daddy, are we here yet? Are we here yet? Are we here yet?"

03/31/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5

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I stopped my spiritual practice when I found out there is no spiritual Olympics.

03/19/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

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I can't decide between blueberry or buttermilk or banana chocolate chip. I'm waffling over pancakes.

03/18/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5

duhism Bob Tzu

My wife, Bobby Sue Tzu, used to do erotic dancing at physics conferences. She was a magnetic pole dancer.

03/13/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4

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I'm having problems with the Law of Attraction. I still haven't won the lottery... and I'm covered in refrigerator magnets.

03/12/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10

duhism Bob Tzu

False confidence is the only true form of confidence

02/29/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 6