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– Duhism - The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu, the long-lost American cousin of Chinese philosopher, Lao Tzu
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Duhism – The Impractical Wisdumb of Bob Tzu
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In the middle of the night, I'm taken over by the holy spirit. I sleep in tongues
23 days ago
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I'm recovering from a bad yoga injury. I sprained a chakra.
04/08/2012
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I can't get anything done since I hired an impersonal assistant.
04/05/2012
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Generalizations are always wrong
04/04/2012
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Zen kids on a family trip: "Daddy, are we here yet? Are we here yet? Are we here yet?"
03/31/2012
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I stopped my spiritual practice when I found out there is no spiritual Olympics.
03/19/2012
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I can't decide between blueberry or buttermilk or banana chocolate chip. I'm waffling over pancakes.
03/18/2012
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My wife, Bobby Sue Tzu, used to do erotic dancing at physics conferences. She was a magnetic pole dancer.
03/13/2012
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I'm having problems with the Law of Attraction. I still haven't won the lottery... and I'm covered in refrigerator magnets.
03/12/2012
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False confidence is the only true form of confidence
02/29/2012
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