Twitter profile for dystopiansatire

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minor_leaguer Minor Leaguer

@jensen_jessica The only national capital that is an anagram of the river it's on is Bangui, Central African Republic, on the Ubangi River.

04/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

livestock Josh

Hey gang, let's cool it with this cosplay business for a few decades.

04/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 6

thedolcediet Mike DOLCE

WE LOVE YOU CHAEL! @sonnench .,.and still the #AmericanGangster!

04/28/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 93

thedolcediet Mike DOLCE

HIGH KNEES! 1) Jog in place 2) Each knee should be raised above your waist band 3) Pick up speed until you SPRINT! #UFCFIT #HK

04/21/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

thedolcediet Mike DOLCE

TOE TOUCHES! 1) lay on back 2) arms and legs extended 3) touch fingers to toes non-stop

04/21/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

dj_davepearce Dave Pearce

Congratulations to @MrChuckD and Public Enemy on the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame. Inspiration for a generation.

04/14/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 58

albertbrooks Albert Brooks

Hello it's North Korea? Hi, it's China. Oh, hi. Cut it the fuck out. Okay.

04/14/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,801

livestock Josh

"yumdick1" Error: please retype password with more confidence. "YUMDICK1" Password accepted.

04/13/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

kenjennings Ken Jennings

Hello friends. I'm Abe Viagra, here to talk to you about Vigoda. Dammit let's go again from the top

04/09/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 49