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Droitwich's only hipster, serial piss artist, diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic but not a fan of axes or chainsaws, music/film obsessive, scared of cheese
448 Posts by easternbeastman
448 Posts by easternbeastman
Try the 'Robert Mitchum' walk. Palms facing backwards over the thighs with an egg timer jammed up your khyber.
It gets results.
I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting.
If you're not supposed to abuse cough syrup then why does it come with a little plastic shot glass?
By fluke, I just learned I could pop the head off a Dora Explorer doll, drill a hole in her leg, fill her with water, and use her as a bong.
Every .com site should have a corresponding .om site that teaches you a mantra to free you from the desire of loading the .com
36 Things to do if You’re Bored | Phil Lucas
phillucas.wordpress.com/2012/06/09/fdfdfdffdsfdsd/EGOTRIP | J-Zone Presents… Tim Dog’s Official Online Dating Profile. #FOLLOW >
egotripland.com/j-zone-tim-dog-online-dating-profile/
I found Tim Dog's online dating profile. Or at least I made one up for him
EGOTRIP | J-Zone Presents… Tim Dog’s Official Online Dating Profile. #FOLLOW >
egotripland.com/j-zone-tim-dog-online-dating-profile/
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