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hi im alan from twitter dot com. capable of better work
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4,432 Posts by eatingmeals
4,432 Posts by eatingmeals
#TweetLikeTheOppositeGender hey @eatingmeals I think youre so cool and sexy and I want you to come drink mountain dew and touch my soft skin
"Do you know lacey micallef, ＨＯＧ_ＣＲＡＮＫＥＲ６６６ and Phil McAndrew on Twitter?" --- These are literally my favorite emails I ever receive.
which movie better Fast & Furious 6 or eat my balls you dumb motherfucker 3?
IM GONNA DIE SO I BETTER HAVE A KID FIRST BECAUSE FUCK IT, NOT MY PROBLEM
"Would you like to make your meal a combo?" "NO I JUST WANNA MINDLESSLY FUCK AND PROCREATE AND SELFISHLY CLING TO MY DELUSIONS OF LEGACY OK"
Defeat Dad by hitting his beer bottles back to him to stun him, and then attack him when he's vulnerable #DadFacts
The oracle said Xbox one will free us from the sentinels and unify the matrix and also that I will fall in love with it.
If you look close at a cigarette tube you'll see tiny lines circles going down it. This is your "give a dang" meter. Watch it deplete.
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