Twitter profile for ejhova

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@ejhova

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Puerto Rico – the best invention since the wheel... #twittecato de cora!!!

mramador Iván

"¡JAJAJAJAJA Me encantan tus Tweets Molusko!! ¡SIEMPRE ME HACES EL DÍA!!"- Yo si tuviera 14 años y un grado de retardación

04/17/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 35

guzabra Melissa

"He is not Superman. He is not Michael Jordan. He is the Dark Knight. He is Kobe Bryant." 💪😬

04/14/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

imtracymorgan Tracy Morgan

You + me = perfection. Just kidding, you're a piece of shit.

02/22/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 71

ihercolubus Teddy Portuano

Héctor El Father hace falta y lo saben.

01/28/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3

ejhova ej morales

#Anonymous Leaks Photo of #iPhone 6: http://t.co/qOnXCNsL

01/02/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,706 more

oajvelez Orlando Vélez

Gente, no es el fin del sueño, es DJ Joe 5.

12/21/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

guzabra Melissa

Emborracharme en casa es como afeitarse el toto y no chingar.

11/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

jwvelez jwvelez

RT @autocorrects: Do not expect a "Bless you" after your 5th sneeze, get that shit under fucking control.

11/09/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite

fraupinina Pinina

"Yo voté INTEGRAL" — una vIeja estúpiDa PNP

11/06/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

macetaminofen Alexis Zárraga

Típico: locutores robándome tweets. Jijijiji http://t.co/Y7RY36ot

10/29/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 4