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L.A., where dreams go to die
– If I had a nickel for every time Quentin Tarantino said OK or ALL RIGHT in an interview, I'd be a wealthy man.
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Surprisingly few porn actresses named Agatha
7 hours ago
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MOVIE TRIVIA: In the original draft of "Reservoir Dogs", the Quentin Tarantino character TALKED the police officer's ear off.
8 hours ago
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#OneRuleDuringSex
Put pienis inside vajina
2 days ago
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11:21pm PST! The traditional time to smoke marijuana!
2 days ago
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bro.. you do GREAT songs.. but you are not funny..
2 days ago
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I bet Anthony Hopkins can't go to dinner without a fan sending an order of the chef's finest human liver to his table
2 days ago
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Nothing makes me feel better about myself than opening a new tab on my MacBook and seeing that none of my 12 most visited sites are porn
2 days ago
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Feel bad for Miss Utah. No man is going to want her now :(
2 days ago
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DATING TIP: When a woman says "I'm going to the ladies' room to powder my nose", she's actually going to take a massive shit
2 days ago
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What if in 'Back to the Future' Chuck Berry's cousin called + said "Here's that new sound you been looking for" then farted into the phone?
3 days ago
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