Twitter profile for ervin_torres

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@ervin_torres

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ÜT: 40.918174,-74.025042 – I'm not a bartender. I'm a creator of cocktails. I'm a chef for alcoholics.

menshumor Men's Humor

Beer doesn't make me fat, it makes me lean...on the bar, and sometimes against the wall.

01/03/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 2,381

games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/peta-slams-mario-over-fur-suit-211025773.html

ervin_torres Ervin Torres

This is an outrage. PETA needs to pay attention. http://t.co/gRjNr2Px #mario #iloveplumbers

11/16/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 1,906 more

cpronline.com/blog/?p=355

ervin_torres Ervin Torres

10/31/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 5 more

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ervin_torres Ervin Torres

10/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 4 more

reuters.com/article/2011/10/12/blackberry-idUSL5E7LC2NP20111012

ervin_torres Ervin Torres

#DearBlackBerry, Its a bit too late to get your shit together. I already pre-ordered an #iPhone. Thanks for nothing

10/12/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 67 more

petershankman Peter Shankman

WARNING: DON'T CLICK TWEETS offering free clip of new Nickelback album. They link to free clip of new Nickelback album.

09/09/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6,914

news.menshealth.com/raging-toward-an-early-grave/2011/09/06/?cm_mmc=Twitter-_-MensHealth-_-Conten...

ervin_torres Ervin Torres

Laugh it off—anger raises your heart attack risk by 28%. The details: http://ow.ly/6mOEn

09/06/2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 146 more