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Earth – Divide. Conquer!

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Monday felt like a Saturday. Tuesday feels like a Monday. Cashmere feels like.......... Let me feel your cashmere again.

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Nighttime: GO TO BED... versus Daytime: GET OUT OF BED. Easier to mix up than you'd think.

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"The Dungeons & Dragons meeting. DRAGONS," I clarified to the 6' 8" Marilyn Monroe with 5 o'clock shadow who overheard me asking directions.

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Eventually, the members of #TeamFollowBack will be sucked into a Star Trekkian paradoxical vortex. We must remember to mourn, not laugh.

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ohnoyoudi'intji (n.) - Inappropriate use of emoji.

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Sigh

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On Memorial Day, which honors those who fell serving in the armed forces, the History Channel is airing a Pawn Stars marathon. #wearedoomed

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So, who died and made him King Advertising Killjoy

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WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS BOOK ON THAT NIGHT IN JUNE 2007?

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Let me know if you're planning to get a puppy so I can unfollow you on Instagram.

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