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@farleftcoast
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– ...two thousand miles I roamed just to make this dock my home...
5,152 Posts by farleftcoast
farleftcoast
farleftcoast
You’re right. Gay marriage is a slippery slope. A slippery slope to sexless nights filled with ice cream and Oreos.
8 hours ago
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nerdamage
nerdamage
Be sure to double check your grammar when you make fun of people.
9 hours ago
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ham_tornado
I Burgle Turds
Every time I see a young, attractive couple, I like to imagine all the things they probably enjoy doing to each other's nipples.
9 hours ago
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uncleduke1969
Uncle Duke
Peter Peter @ deleter No one kept a timeline neater In a basement he did dwell Taking dick pics with his cell ©2013 Twitter Nursery Rhymes™
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farleftcoast
farleftcoast
I can’t afford weed and a cleaning lady. So when I clean I just get really fucking high, wear a skirt and pretend my name is Guadalupe.
9 hours ago
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mishakey
Misha BBQJones
People who buy 6-packs of beer are adorable.
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dshack8
Babies Daddy
FACT: When a woman says "Put it wherever you want", it almost never applies to your penis or the heavy fucking furniture you're holding.
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farleftcoast
farleftcoast
Memories of Grandma (age 16) Grandma: You hold your cigarette like a woman. Me: You should see how I hold another man’s penis, Grandma!
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joelanair
Joe LaNair
Sorry for all the Powerball hate, guys. It’s definitely the funnest regressive tax in America. Good luck!
11 hours ago
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the_dorkster
The Dork
Rockin a half shirt from Baby Gap outside Abercrombie and Finch.
11 hours ago
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