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UK – The things said here reflect everyone in every way.

gdngames The Guardian: games

BBC News, Halo and the slight image search error http://t.co/q5kHELPc

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_natalieej Natalie Jordan

OK, moth, what about me punching you in the face says come closer, let's spoon? #wearenotswanqueen

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_natalieej Natalie Jordan

Just punched a moth. #badass

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wellheed Kathryn

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nottildaswinton Tilda Swinton

A robe of live squirrels is finer than pearls.

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nottildaswinton Tilda Swinton

Look at me. Take this with you: no one will ever gaze at you the same. This is our bond. Also-take my eyeballs; my new ones are coming in.

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nottildaswinton Tilda Swinton

I sit in a puddle, and pluck every spine from a hedgehog. He waddles away unencumbered. The year is 1783. I have created the guinea pig.

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fatmanintweed Chris Jordan

Heard a call for this chap at King's Cross St Pancras last night: http://t.co/TvDsWhqE Been a while! And an urgent call for a 'cleaner'.

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fatmanintweed Chris Jordan

'For some reason I quite like being called Captain Bollocks.' -- @BeaMoyes

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