Twitter profile for fauxjamarcus

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@fauxjamarcus

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Draft bust, womanizer, purple drank lover. Drafted number 1 but played like number 2...

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Papa Johns RT @JayGlazer: Who do y'all think dominates in this game?

02/03/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Jus axed Jamarcus Jrs friend if I can come ova an watch da game at his place. I'm jus kiddin, Jr don't have friends, I broke into this place

02/03/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Super Bowl scale: 1 corner of 1 room in 1 bldg. Ark of Covenant in one or these

01/30/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 7 more

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

@NOTSCWill 100% of black dudes like chubby white redheads! #AmazingFacts

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

#MyLifeIn5Words Poor and fat.

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

I'm finally down ta ma playin weight of 403lbs Jets, let's do dis! #Comeback

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Hey Timmy Tebow, yo team want me at QB ova YOU! Ha! #YouMad

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 2

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Don worry tweeps, Jamarcus Jr back wit me too

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 3 more

fauxjamarcus Jamarcus Russell

Guess who's black? Yeah I'm black? Fattys black! Tell a friend! Y'all mothaf*ckas miss me? I'll be a Jet soon! #YouMad

01/29/2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5

mitchelldavenpo Mitch

@FauxJamarcus they caught me too.

10/26/2012 Reply Retweet Favorite