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Collection of fuckery quotations. I also run @TheDailyFuck, go follow them too!
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4,806 Posts by fuckipedia
Any Mexican driving the speed limit is either illegal or has drugs in the car.
If a girl lets you see her without her makeup on, It doesn't mean she Loves you. She just couldn't decide which color crayon to use
I think "cunt" should be spelled "cun't" because a vagina can have a contraction.
Calling your Girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self.
If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids, why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
Got kicked out of the zoo today for feeding the ducks........To the alligators.
Have you ever just stopped and thought... "I was once inside my dad's balls."
If my inspirational tweets have caused you to suicide my work here is done.
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