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6,995 Posts by funnyoneliners
6,995 Posts by funnyoneliners
I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
RT @Boleyngirly
I just made my hamster a strong coffee. I don't want him falling asleep at the wheel.
RT @sixthformpoet
I hope my travel mug tells stories to all my stay-at-home dishes.
RT @Ty_Schutz
Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.
RT @kellysdf
I can always count on you to be totally unreliable.
RT @DrTwittenheimer
You should never run away from your problems. Unless your problem is, like, you're being chased by a bear.
RT @JerryThomas
You can get a hot cup of Joe anytime at the Cannibal Diner.
RT @IGotsSmarts
My wife suggested we just go crazy tonight but I think that's unfair. She'd have a huge head start.
RT @AristotlesNZ
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